The Monkey Market Playbook: Why One Trader Sees a Bitcoin Rebound and HYPE's Private Bull Run in the Same Breath
Hook: The Tale of Two Markets The numbers hit my screen at 2:47 AM Madrid time.
Block reward reduced to 3.125 BTC
Team and early investor shares released
Raises validator limit and account abstraction
Block reward halving event
92 million ARB released
Independent validator client goes live on mainnet
Improves data availability sampling efficiency
Circulating supply increases by about 2%
Bitcoin Season
| # | Coin | Price |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Bitcoin
BTC
|
$62,822 |
| 1 |
Ethereum
ETH
|
$1,781.79 |
| 1 |
Solana
SOL
|
$81.04 |
| 1 |
BNB Chain
BNB
|
$590.5 |
| 1 |
XRP Ledger
XRP
|
$1.14 |
| 1 |
Dogecoin
DOGE
|
$0.0774 |
| 1 |
Cardano
ADA
|
$0.1892 |
| 1 |
Avalanche
AVAX
|
$6.92 |
| 1 |
Polkadot
DOT
|
$0.8826 |
| 1 |
Chainlink
LINK
|
$8.03 |
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